Lenny: I got fired from my job as a bank guard.
Jenny: That's terrible! What happened?
Lenny: Well, a robber came in and tried to get away with the money. So, I pulled out my gun and told him if he took one step closer I'd let him have it.
Jenny: What did he do then?
Lenny: He took one step closer. So I let him have it! I didn't want that stupid gun anyhow!
Luke and Darth Vader walked into a bar. Luke sat at a stool in front of a table, and Darth Vader stood behind the table. Then Darth Vader said, "Luke, I am your bartender."
A man walked into a bar. Ouch!
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